•The highlight of your day is the UPS man coming (no Larry, not because I like their brown outfits. I love getting packages!)
•You spend an hour editing photos...because you can.
Before...
After...
And yes, when my custom made wet bags arrived I was very happy. You would be happy to get packages too you know. I can arrange that if you'd like to buy something ;)
•99% of your communication is with an animal or baby.
•You give your dog a pacifier...because you think it's funny and looks cute.
•You check facebook compulsively just because that's what you type as a reflex when you get online...all 987 times each day. Because you're home and you can do that.
•You can't remember the last time you left the house. (Larry sold his car and he usually has mine...can't go anywhere)
•You scavenge for food and succumb to eating stale chips...because you need groceries but can't get them.
•You spend your leisure time cloth diapering a stuffed bunny. If you know my business you'll understand...maybe.
•You take the time to prepare a picture of the bunny for a blog post.
•You have pictures of bunnies in diapers but none of you and your spouse going out on dates and such...not even of you and your spouse just sitting there.
•You think the trip to the grocery store is a date.
•You think it's August when it's December. The snow and cold helped me figure that one out. But again, I don't get out much to be aware of it.
•You miss school.
•You miss having a "real" job. I do like what I do but still...
•You tell your spouse about your day and all you really mention is something about diapers and the UPS guy coming.
•You start talking about socially unacceptable things when you actually come in contact with people...like how I remember vets throwing...um surgically removed parts...at vet techs.
•You just told more people about that...
•The most adventurous thing you did was in a dream...and you were surprised that Chuck Norris didn't show up this time.
•You have time to write blog posts like this.
Okay, I'm done for now ;) I bet I have lots more but I can't think anymore. After all, I spend most of my day not thinking much.
It's funny that I used to be gone 12 hours a day or so and my time at home was spent doing homework. I used to think "If I had time I would do this and that and use it so well." Uh...don't think so. I'm mad at myself for wasting SO much time. It's ridiculous.
